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  2. twlboaj:

    on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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  3. trestristestrolls:

El Samuel sapbeeeee

    trestristestrolls:

    El Samuel sapbeeeee

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  5. 
“But this is not a story. We’re talking about the real world.” Tamaru narrowed his eyes and looked hard at Aomame. Then, slowly opening his mouth, he said. “Who knows?”
—  Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

    “But this is not a story. We’re talking about the real world.” Tamaru narrowed his eyes and looked hard at Aomame. Then, slowly opening his mouth, he said. “Who knows?”

    —  Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

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  6. enlarging:

    The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

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  7. merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

    "i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

    image

    "i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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    "no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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    "i can’t-"

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  9. iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

    iflybikes:

    Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

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  10. natawhat:

    misandrist:

    People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

    I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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